Some lacquers are what I call mushrooms. At first, you look at them and think, 'Blurgh, I AM NOT INTO YOU'. And then you apply it and you're still 'Blurgh I AM STILL NOT INTO YOU'. But then they start to grow on you, like fungus, until one day you decide 'OMG, I LOVE YOU LIKE CHEESE'. Jump to Exotic Ivory, a massive mushroom.